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Jokes Morbidity: The Morbid Joke Collection for the Darkly Inclined
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Welcome to Jokes Morbidity, the ultimate destination for morbid jokes. Here you will find a vast collection of jokes that explore the darker side of life, from death and dying to disease and disaster. These jokes are not for the faint of heart, but if you have a taste for the macabre, then you're in the right place. Read on, laugh at your own peril, and remember: life is short, so enjoy the morbid while you can!
Jokes - Morbidity - The morbid joke collection
4.6 out of 5
| Language | : | English |
| File size | : | 1186 KB |
| Text-to-Speech | : | Enabled |
| Screen Reader | : | Supported |
| Enhanced typesetting | : | Enabled |
| Word Wise | : | Enabled |
| Print length | : | 18 pages |
| Lending | : | Enabled |
Why did the skeleton go to the grocery store?
He wanted to buy some spare ribs.
What do you call a dead body with no arms or legs?
A torso.
What do you call a person with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool?
Bob.
What do you call a person with no arms and no legs on a hot summer day?
Melted.
What do you call a person with no arms and no legs in the desert?
Sand.
What do you call a person with no arms and no legs in a tree?
Bark.
What do you call a person with no arms and no legs in a dark room?
A ninja.
What do you call a person with no arms and no legs in a china shop?
A mess.
What do you call a person with no arms and no legs in a pyramid?
A pharaoh.
What do you call a person with no arms and no legs in a coffin?
A mummy.
What do you call a person with no arms and no legs in a black hole?
A singularity.
What do you call a person with no arms and no legs in a coffin with a nail in their head?
A vampire.
What do you call a person with no arms and no legs in a coffin with a nail in their head and a stake through their heart?
Dracula.
What do you call a person with no arms and no legs in a coffin with a nail in their head, a stake through their heart, and a cross on their forehead?
The Pope.
What do you call a person with no arms and no legs in a coffin with a nail in their head, a stake through their heart, a cross on their forehead, and a halo over their head?
Jesus Christ.
What do you call a person with no arms and no legs in a coffin with a nail in their head, a stake through their heart, a cross on their forehead, a halo over their head, and a big smile on their face?
A happy Jesus.
What do you call a person with no arms and no legs in a coffin with a nail in their head, a stake through their heart, a cross on their forehead, a halo over their head, and a big smile on their face and a thumbs-up?
A hitchhiking Jesus.
What do you call a person with no arms and no legs in a coffin with a nail in their head, a stake through their heart, a cross on their forehead, a halo over their head, a big smile on their face, a thumbs-up, and a bunny costume?
The Easter Bunny.
Jokes - Morbidity - The morbid joke collection
4.6 out of 5
| Language | : | English |
| File size | : | 1186 KB |
| Text-to-Speech | : | Enabled |
| Screen Reader | : | Supported |
| Enhanced typesetting | : | Enabled |
| Word Wise | : | Enabled |
| Print length | : | 18 pages |
| Lending | : | Enabled |
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Jokes - Morbidity - The morbid joke collection
4.6 out of 5
| Language | : | English |
| File size | : | 1186 KB |
| Text-to-Speech | : | Enabled |
| Screen Reader | : | Supported |
| Enhanced typesetting | : | Enabled |
| Word Wise | : | Enabled |
| Print length | : | 18 pages |
| Lending | : | Enabled |
